Now I’m talking prime Iron Mike who colded Daniel Hooķer, nearly beat Charles and beat the p*ss out of The Highlight in a fight of the year.
Champion - Ilia Topuria 🇪🇸
Winner - Topuria round 1 (DQ)
I have a vision okay, Prime Chandler is known to be the most explosive fighter oat in round 1 at times and I think he goes all out on Topurio and catches him bad but Chandler known for not being able to finish a tug (look at his kids) would fumble the finish by getting Ilia near enough out and then colding him with an illegal knee. Topuria milks it and robs Mike of his rightful world title.
N1 - Islam Machakchev 🇷🇺
Winner - Islam Machakchev round 1 Sub
Michael Chandler would absolutely dominate Islam stuffing the takedowns and sprawling well. He would piece the cousin tickler up bad on the feet and wobble him… but Mike would then shoot a double leg and get guillotine’d out cold.
N2 - Arman Tsarukyan 🍦🍩
Winner - Iron Mike round 2 KO
would not be able to handle the pressure, Chandler would back him up against the fence and find his shots. He would stupidly shoot a takedown in round 1 and get reversed by Arman who would land some ground and pound but round 2 Chandler wouldn’t shoot but instead throw a huge overhand that sleeps Mr LA in the 2nd round.
N3 - Max Holloway 🐝
Winner - King Iron Mike round 3 KO
Absolute war but the takedown threat would expose Max’s already lack luster striking defence. Max would eat some bombs but eventually Mike would shut his lights out quicker than Ilia Topuria managed to.
N4 - Charles Oliveria 🕊️
Winner - Glorious Iron round 1 KO
Charles just got his chin absolutely cracked and Michael Chandler beats the guy 9 times out of 10 so I’m gonna say Mike wins the trilogy by quick and easy ko. Charles will be over confident just because he did the impossible and managed to get lightning to strike twice, I mean how Charles can somehow say he beat Mike twice is beyond me because we all know he got lucky asf and is running from the trilogy. Iron in 1
N5 - Justin Gaethje 🤥
Winner - Michael Chandler round 3 TKO
We have already seen this fight of course back when Justin was good he of course took Chandler to a decision and I guess the judges were a little braindead as they somehow scored it for Justin (That 30-27 for Justin worst scorecard in history)
This time I think considering how Justin is of course not as good now and a lot more patient I think Mike won’t leave it to chance this time and pummel the highlight into a TKO, Justin is tough so he won’t get colded as he never does go out cold when he loses.
N6 - Dan Hoœker 🧑🧒
Winner - Father of many many kids Mike Chandler round 1 KO
Mikes only white child, seen it before Mike folds him with ease. Dan won’t even land a strike.
N7 - The Gamer Gamrot 🐐
Winner - A next level Iron Chandler UD
The Gamer is a tough fighter with some of the best grappling and cardio in the division. He definitely gives Mike some minor problems but nothing the king can’t handle. Mike will soare Gamrot as he is quite cool and let him live, King Mike 50-44.
N8 - Beneil Dariush 💨
Winner - No Contest
At this stage of Benny’s carrier he would get knocked out from the 1st overhand Mike throws, not because Mike lands it but because the gust of wind that grazes Benny’s chin that is created from how powerful Iron swings will sleep him instead. The UFC will review it and declare that as no strikes were technically landed that the fight is a No Contest. Robbing Michael Chandler of the fastest finish in UFC history.
N9 - Paddy Pimblett 🫃🏼
Winner - Sharpest UFC Jawline, Michael Chandler by round 1 decapitation.
Easy easy win for Michael he will absolutely fold Pimblett in the 1st minute as the blubber ain’t gonna be enough to stop Mike cracking that so called unbreakable chin. He will get on the Mike and laugh about how “scousers don’t get knocked out” probably be smiling too with so much aura.
N10 - Rafael Fiziev 🎾
Winner - 3 time champ Iron Mike round 2 Sub
Round 1 Michael Chandler will be feeling merciful and take it easy on Fizzy as he likes the guy and there common ground of being robbed by Justin Gaethji but when Mike just misses a headkick Fiziev will taunt Iron by sticking out his tongue right at the bell. This will anger Mike who won’t even go to his corner he will just stand menacingly across the octagon as Fizzy realises he made a huge mistake. As the bell sounds and Chandler charges towards Fiziev, Rafael cowardly taps and forfits the fight. A blood hungry chandler KO’s him anyways as who could stop him.
N11 - Renato Moicano ❌💰
Winner - Coldest call out in the whole of the UFC’s history Iron Michael Chandler round 1 KO.
Having seen all the sh*t Renato has chat about him on his “show me the money” podcast Chandler would ironically be taking home all the money with a KO of the year contender absolutely folding Renato with a spinning overhand that puts Moicano in a coma for 10 days, teaching him the dangers of speaking badly of Iron.
N12 is the goat himself. Should be higher
N13 - Benoit Saint Denis 👨❤️💋👨
Winner - The Audience
Benoit brings out the zesty french in him and just straight up tries to kiss Mike and surprising Mike goes with it and pops an Iron for the first time in 38 years.
N14 - Grant Dawson 🍷
Winner - Womens delight the Iron round 1 KO
Mike obviously flatlined glass jaw Grant Dawson the little scrub, and flatlines him bad after seeing Grant talk sh*t on instagram. He then hops the cage and takes Dawsons wife and her “dump truck you can bounce a quarter off of” into the locker room and well… you can guess the rest.
N15 - Joel Alvarez 🦖
Keep this mf away from my king.
Let me know if this is accurate or not
(Disagree you are simply wrong)