Alright we’re back at it again since everyone seemed to like the last one. This time it’s how well UFC fighters would handle flight delays. -WOULDNT NOTICE THE DELAY TIER: for fighters that wouldn’t even realize their flight has been delayed. -Demetrious Johnson: Would bust out his Nintendo switch and play games for 4 hours until the flight boards. -Brandon Moreno: Would occupy his time with Legos until the flight boards and be sad he had to take it all down. -Wonderboy: Would offer snacks and treats to anyone around him and try to occupy the time to make everyone’s time go by faster. -Volk: would start a trivia game with complete strangers. -Robert Whittaker: Happily reads an entire book, doesn’t even realize the flight is delayed. -ANNOYED BUT CHILL: Slightly annoyed, but not angry and fine to wait. -Max Holloway: Would start a group game with complete strangers and talk about Hawaii for 3 hours -Charles Oliveira: Would FaceTime his family and chat away the whole time, but gets annoyed when his phone dies. -Dustin Poirier: Pretends to be fine but keeps buying coffee to buy time. -Stipe Miocic: Only notices the flight is delayed when his wife tells him in his language. Attempts to question flight attendants but they don’t understand so he is forced to wait. -Tai Tuivasa: Finds beer. Is completely loaded by the time to board. -Israel Adesanya: Posts cringy tik toks about anime -RESTLESS PACERS: now they’re gettin a bit antsy. -Sean O’Malley: Paces in his flip flops high as a kite the whole time, is pretty occupied until he needs to j the peen. -Aljo: Gets bored and starts shadowboxing in front of the outlets. -Jon Jones: Posts passive aggressive tweets on his Twitter before quickly deleting them. -Kamaru Usman Paces in his sneakers until his knees hurt. -Henry Cejudo Brags about “first class” privileges to complete strangers. -Dan Hooker: Keeps checking his watch every 5 seconds and slowly drives himself insane. -SECURITY WATCH TIER: Security has an extra eye on these guys. -Conor McGregor: Demands a private jet be flown immediately because he doesn’t feel like waiting. -Bryce Mitchell: Claims the flight was delayed so the government can put vaccines in the air system. -Paddy Pimblett: Complains loudly about the overpriced food. -Sean Strickland: Creates a Ted Talk in the lobby about corruption that nobody cares about. -Colby Covington: Blames the Liberals for the delay of the flight, creates another political rally no one cares about. -Tony Ferguson: Starts building his own make-shift boarding ramp. -Michael Bisping: Uses his British sarcasm to draw attention to himself. -NEWS TIER: These guys are ending up on the news. -Khabib: Will wrestle a TSA agent to a boring decision. -Paulo Costa: Complains loudly that his secret juice will expire unless he boards now. -Derrick Lewis: Announces the temperature of his sack to the entire lobby. Refuses to take his belt off to be searched because his balls are hot. -Justin Gaethje: Will accidentally break things out of frustration. -Francis Ngannou: Will politely ask once to board and the entire delay is over ridden and the flight boards. What should I do next? I have some already cooked up but if you guys have any suggestions let me know!